Teri-fying Confessions of a Desperate Housewife Wannabe

Teri Hatcher has recently said that she is ready to just go ahead and be monogamous and that her love-life has been pretty boring for months now. She goes on to say that if she were to have an online dating profile it would "have to have the word 'desperate' in it," along with, "funny and creative and smart and spontaneous. And sexy."

It's nice to know that even though the woman makes more money in a day that I could ever spend at Target in a lifetime, I have a boyfriend and she doesn't and I, THEREFORE, win.

Did you hear that, Teri Hatcher? I win at the game of life. And you lose.

Can you hear me through that sheer dress that costs more than my car? Huh? Can you?